Friday, July 25, 2008

The End of an Era

Lappy Topperton, 3, of Steven's room booted up for the last time the evening of July 24th and was found dead the morning of July 25th, 2008. Lappy had been a member of the family since purchase and will be sorely missed. Adept at scamming wireless both domestically and internationally, Lappy had been with hundreds of wireless networks in his lifetime. He got around.....A LOT. After spending some time in Spain, Lappy made a return to the US and added such programs as Photoshop and NetObjects Fusion to his repertoire. He enjoyed iTunes, MySpace, and various Forex Trading websites. Over the course of his last few months an addiction to Limewire began to fuel a rapid increase in his iTunes music collection and is thought to be the cause of becoming dead. Lappy Topperton will lay in state on the couch in Steven's room until enough cash is gathered to take Lappy to a certified technician. In lieu of flowers please call you mother and tell her you love her.