Thursday, January 1, 2009

Everyone Else's New Years Resolution


So, it has been a long while since I have added to the train wreck of a web page which is my blog....but I am back with a New Years resolution for YOU. Yeah, I know that the conventional way is to make them up yourself so you're the only one who knows how miserably you have been at achieving it..... but, truth be told, I don't trust you to come up with ones that benefit me. Hence, you will be given one that benefits me.


It all stems from something that happened just last night. there I was, surrounded by a bunch of people at what some people might have called a "party" (I choose to call it a lame excuse for a party) when people started counting down down from 10. After screaming "ONE!" everyone then yelled a certain phrase consisting of 3 words. At which point I decided to get into the spirit of things and proceeded to take off my clothes.


At this point you must be asking yourself, "Self, what does this have to do with me and my resolutions?" but here it comes......


EVERYONE ELSE'S NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - ENUNCIATE!


And for everyone else that heard "Happy Nude Year"...... put some pants on sicko!