Hottest Item Since Tickle Me Elmo.....

So I was flipping through the channels and saw something that I know will be the hottest Christmas toy this year. All the kids are going to want this new talking puppet! Take a look....

The best part is that all you have to do is promise to help pay off of the millions of dollars of campaign debt this puppet has accumulated and it will say anything you want. That's right, say ANYTHING you want! Don't believe me, check out the latest things the puppet said.

"I am a proud supporter of Barack Obama."

"Barack Obama is my candidate. And he must be our president."

If those quotes don't prove that it will say anything you tell it to, then I don't know what will. The price has not yet been released but it is obviously cheap.

I Can't Brain Today........I Has the Dumb.

Ok , so rarely is there anything to glean from the suggested MSN articles that pop-up when you log into MSN messenger. Unless you are trying to glean something from the life of someone more famous than you will ever be, that is. But, today we must have won the cosmic jackpot and beaten the 1:1000000000000000000 odds of something semi-intelligent.

I present for your viewing pleasure..........a link!

The Male Brain, Explained

I think this is something all women must read to help understand the beautifully simplistic disaster which is the male brain. And the good part is, this is not hearsay or opinion (although I have my suspicions that McMaster University and McGill University might both be under the direction of Dean Hamburgular and the Fry Guys), this is hard to the core science by brainy doctor people! So put that in your fife and smoke it ladies. Or better yet, use that memory it talks so much about to recall how a guy is programmed before overgeneralizing about how all guys are ___________.

That sounds familiar......

So I was surfing the internet today and came across a webpage that just seemed really familiar. The pictures, videos and even the banter totally had the "Steve" vibe to it. (And, yes, I do have my own vibe!) Then I realized...... hey, this is my blog! I almost forgot all about it from the many mind-numbing hours spent slinging jean at Buckle (pronounced with a French accent "boo-klay".) So my highly neglected blog will most likely continue to be neglected for the next little while unless anything lights the fire within and inspires me to blog. And in no way does that sound gay at all. Wow.