Hey Blog, long time no see....

So I have been thunking... yeah, I just said "thunking"... and I thunk it was time to give the blog a revisit. It just seems like a much better outlet for things I would like to randomly comment on than using Bookface. This way no one has to hide my feed for over-posting. Although, lets be honest here, I don't think I will EVER be guilty of over-posting..... but I plead guilty by way of insanity on all charges of under-posting.

And in the spirit of bloggifying again, here we go with an anthem to end all anthems for your listening pleasure. As the waitresses say in Russia, "Enjoy eet".

Ranting Ricky!

Ok, so I claim no originality at all for posting this video, but I thought it was the least I could do to show my support of those who dont support the way the current administration is dive-bombing the economy to the ground faster than a plane with geese in both engines. Check out the video.....




Who would've thunk it? Ask the people who REALLY deal with financial markets on a day-to-day basis and have no special interests what might be good or bad for them (the markets) and you might just get something solved. BRILLIANT!

See you in Chicago for the Tea Party!

Everyone Else's New Years Resolution

So, it has been a long while since I have added to the train wreck of a web page which is my blog....but I am back with a New Years resolution for YOU. Yeah, I know that the conventional way is to make them up yourself so you're the only one who knows how miserably you have been at achieving it..... but, truth be told, I don't trust you to come up with ones that benefit me. Hence, you will be given one that benefits me.

It all stems from something that happened just last night. there I was, surrounded by a bunch of people at what some people might have called a "party" (I choose to call it a lame excuse for a party) when people started counting down down from 10. After screaming "ONE!" everyone then yelled a certain phrase consisting of 3 words. At which point I decided to get into the spirit of things and proceeded to take off my clothes.

At this point you must be asking yourself, "Self, what does this have to do with me and my resolutions?" but here it comes......

EVERYONE ELSE'S NEW YEARS RESOLUTION - ENUNCIATE!

And for everyone else that heard "Happy Nude Year"...... put some pants on sicko!

Equallity for ALL!

I think it must be a pretty sad world we are living in if the right to be who you are is being denied by something so trivial and insignificant as a "law". I mean, these people were born that way with these desires that society has portrayed as "wrong" and "evil". Who are we to tell them that they are wrong? Why cant we just let them do what they want and live their lives?

Of course, by now you know I am talking about all those poor murderers. (DUH, who else!!!) They have been locked up and denied their urges to practice killing without feeling shunned and discriminated against for too long. This is the year 2008, how can we, claiming to be an educated society, think they should "refrain" or, dare I say, "stop" this desire to murder openly and be happy? They have been shunned for too long by a narrow-minded society of religious zealots and "life-lovers"! Let's accept them for who they are.... people who want to make other people un-alive! Would that be so bad? After all, it's like the gays say, we should be tolerant and not discriminate.

Makes you wonder what is next, huh?

The Blame Game.....

Well, I hope the transition to socialism will be an easy one for America, but then again, it's what "the people" asked for. Thanks Obama.

But he couldnt have done it on his own.... and he didnt. So here are a few of the people I blame for putting a poorly qualified, economically ignorant candidate in the White House for the next 4 years.

Oprah

1. It just wasnt enough to manipulate book sales through her brainwashing media empire, now she has put her brand on the entire country.

MTV

2.We should know that anyone who watches " Super Sweet 16" and any show involving P Diddy is not able to make their own decisions about important matters. Thanks for your less than subtle agenda.

John Stewart

3. I guess he took the "high road" by mocking his elders instead of the black guy while swaying the opinion of so many. (That might be a first for a comedian.)

Melissa

4. Sure the state might have gone to McCain effectively redering your vote worthless.... but I had to out you! ha ha ha


Redeeming moment of the night..... looks like Prop 102 (Gay Marriage Ban) will be passing. :)

Things That Are.......

1. Working so much that you forget the meaning of the word "blog"...... not kosher.

2. Using someone's bowling ball when they are not on the same lane as you....gimme back my ball a-hole!..... not kosher.

3. The phrase, "you're funny" repeated as a filler for lack of an intelligent response.....not kosher.

4.Pigs and the rest of those "cloven-footed" rascals.....apparently not kosher.

I Present to You, My Candidate......

Senator Brad Esposito!
Just watch the video and you will know why!